“…Camilla looked like a pheasant crash-landed on her head.”

Poor Camilla gets her fair share of comments, but as any half-wit can see by this picture (alongside Carla Bruni Sarkozy) the Queen’s daughter-in-law is in dire need of a new milliner. And before the hats are re-assessed, invite a good hairdresser to the palace to show the woman that hairstyles have, in fact, evolved since 1975.

Is there someone - anyone - who can save Camilla from her (non)sense of style?

See the Daily Mail’s Amanda Platell’s column here.